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13 Reasons to Hire the
Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse
13.
The Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse is an
R.N. (Rational Notable).
12. The Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse has
never lost a patient -- but her patients
happily lose their superstitions and irrational fears.
11. Think of all the fun photos you
will be able to share with friends and family.
10. Friday-the-Thirteenth rarely occurs during any
given year, so you should take advantage of the rare
opportunity by hiring the Friggatriskaidekaphobia
Treatment Nurse.
9. Challenge rational behavior levels using the Anti-Superstition
Obstacle Course. After all, most people are
still very superstitious.
8. Your party, event, function, or program
will take on an atmosphere of fun.
7. The Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse is
a new and hip concept. Introducing new talent
and unusual entertainment is always a plus
for any event.
6. The Anti-Superstition Obstacle Course
will help educate the public about myths and superstitions.
5. The Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse will
pose for memento photos with guests
and attendees.
4. The Friggatriskaidekaphobia “Clean
Bill of Mental Health” will be awarded
to all persons who complete the Anti-Superstition
Obstacle Course. The certificate will also serve as
a memento of the event.
3. The Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse brings
her own medical bag (black cat, voodoo
dolls, umbrella, anti-horoscope kit, etc.).
2. Penn
Jillette (of Penn &
Teller) highly endorses the efforts
of the Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse, saying
that the character is a “strong gimmick”
to convey critical thinking skills.
And
the number one reason why someone should hire the
Friggatriskaidekaphobia Treatment Nurse is
(drum roll, please):
1. You can prove to yourself and others that
you are not at all superstitious!
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